1) Do not be the new guy, token minority, the slutty girl or a character with no last name.
2) If insistent on losing your virginity, do not do so as part of a long courting ritual or before/after the big game/prom.
3) Once you've determined you're in a horror movie, locate all buildings/rooms loaded with sharp objects and avoid them.
4) Once people start dying - JUST LEAVE!!
5) Always leave a man behind.
6) Never run from the killer, they never do but always catch up to you anyways so running will just tire you out.
7) Avoid dense foliage.
8) If you're topless - you're a target.
9) If you have the killer at gunpoint, go for the headshot.
10) Repeat #9 - twice!
11) Avoid long monologues.
12) Upstairs is the worst direction to run.
13) Never go anywhere alone if you're sure you're in horror movie.
14) Never say "I will be back".
15) Yelling for help only attracts the killer(and your friends should already be gone if they have followed the rules).
16) The least liked person usually survives so stick with them. Unless they die early, then stick with the most popular/good looking person with the worst personality.
17) Take heed of local legends, myths or America's Most Wanted broadcasts, they could save your life.
18) Never linger once you're sure the killer is dead, cause they're not.
19) If you have to call your friend's name five times, they're hurt. If you have to call them ten times or more, they're dead.
20) The killer is never the person you most suspect. It's the person you least suspect working with the person you most suspect.
21) Flesh wounds may be painful, but they shouldn't stop you from running (or walking if you follow rule #6).
22) Barricading yourself in a small room just means the killer knows where you are but you have no idea where they are.
23) The killer can only be killed by a combined lethal weapon and a witty remark (and double tap, see rule #10)
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