Found this on a friends Facebook page and loved it. Thanks to Melissa for giving me permission to post it here for all of you to enjoy.
People are endlessly going on and on about how cool Chuck Norris and Mr. T are. Not me, though. I'm all about - at least for today, anyway - 'Doc Ock'. That's right, the bad dude from Spider-Man. Really, I wouldn't consider him a bad dude; just a really smart, yet misunderstood dude. I mean, the guy has six arms! Think of how hand that is. "Hey, 'Doc Ock"', I would say, "I need you to grab me these specific ingredients [insert specific ingredients here] from the cupboard so that I can bake cookies. Do you mind?"
"Obviously, I do NOT!" he would respond, enthusiastically, of course. Clearly, the man loves cookies (My cookies are awesome, FYI).
He would also be awesome for assisting at the daycare. Six arms to change diapers. Six arms to separate fighting kids with. If we had [6] swings, six arms to push kids on swings with! Mind blowing, right?
I could get six puppies and he could walk them all. No one would dare approach us. I mean, really, I'm hanging with 'Doc Ock', yo.
I would also like to think that he would be able to explain everything. Cause he's smart, you see. Really smart. Doctor smart.
Obviously, we'd have to work on his feud with Spider-Man; cause, Spider-Man also seems like a rad dude - although, I imagine that when he's drunk, he's not so careful with his webbing. Gross. I also don't want to listen to endless whining about how Spider-Man won, yet again; and, how he ruins everything. Seriously, not my problem, guy. Of course, I wouldn't dare say that to 'Doc Ock'. That guy totally has six arms that he could potentially smack me around with.
Hm. Perhaps I need to rethink this possible friendship.
As a major Spider-man fan, I love this article. Doc Ock is one of my top fav villains, its good to see him in "feel good" piece for once. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. I enjoyed that!
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